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Bugs & Bullets

We began the Summer of ’25 Tour on May 30, a couple of days earlier than planned. We found a coach repair shop that said it could fix programming issues with our Crestron system.

Crestron is an integrated automation system that controls multiple systems (such as air conditioning, heat, lights, shades, etc.) Many buses (and homes and businesses) use Crestron, including Tinkerbell. A complete update to Crestron in a bus costs about $70k. We will not be doing a complete update anytime soon 😉

This is a screen shot from our Crestron unit.

We had been having temperature and generator control issues since our last trip. The generator repair guys said, “Generator is fine. Crestron is the issue.” So, we found a Crestron repair place in eastern Tennessee; they gave us a shining beacon of hope that our integration issues would finally be solved. Jay can fix a lot of things but programming a proprietary system is just a wee bit beyond his reach.

So, we left a few days early for our big, summer trip.

This is a beautiful, artistic, creative, magnificent drawing (courtesy of me) that basically maps out our planned trip this summer.

We loaded everyone into Tinkerbell and hit the dusty (yes, dusty since Tucson didn’t get much rain this winter) trail.

Our happy driver Jay was filled with glee to be back behind the wheel of a big rig. He wore his Vikings apparel for good luck. Considering the Vikings’ past seasons, I don’t know why he thinks they’re a good luck charm 😉
Ziggy adopted his standard “sniffing the wind” pose soon after lift off.
Austin surprised us by staying in the livingroom while underway. He used to hide in the bedroom. We’re happy he’s hanging out with us up front now 🙂 even if he’s not particularly thrilled with the noises and motion.
After a quick vomit (on the carpet of course), Frankie settled into his bed on the bed.

Thankfully, the trip out of Arizona and into Tennessee was relatively uneventful.

Tinkerbell graced a couple of Walmarts on our drive eastward.

Our air conditioning was working. We were barreling full steam ahead!

Naturally, we stopped at Buc-ees (in Amarillo) for a brief shopping spree and pit stop. We bought Jay a stunning set of swim trunks.

We arrived at our destination, East Tennessee Luxury Coach (ETLC), just as they were closing the gates for the evening. They let us in, hooked us up to electric, and bid us farewell until the morning.

We spent a couple of days at the repair place. They said, “It’s not Crestron. It’s your generator.”

We were pretty sure the generator was okay since we have been having other issues with our Crestron. After digging a bit deeper, they said, “We can fix the Crestron. Buttttt, we need the updated source code.”

Claire is the resident security guard at ETLC. She is also the secret keeper of all Crestron source coding in the Universe. She smiled smugly as the programmers tried in vain to unravel the mystery code directing Tinkerbell’s inner workings.

Tinkerbell had been updated with new coding a few years before we bought her. The updating was performed at a place in Texas. Unfortunately, without the coding, our Crestron could not be fixed. We reached out to the place that performed the update and are still waiting to have them get back to us.

With ETLC’s help, we were able to devise some work arounds until we can get some traction with the coding.

The world of Crestron coders in luxury buses is a small world. It seems there is a Crestron coder in Iowa. We will try our luck with that coder when we make our way through the Midwest in August.

And since we’re talking coding, let’s talk bugs… (sorry for the pun, all those years in Information technology warped my brain a little)

During our stay, I met the eastern Hercules Beetle. This one had met his untimely demise in the parking lot – probably throwing himself against the wall as he chased the building’s bright lights at night. Cousin Mona quickly identified the beetle when I sent her a picture of the alarming 4″ creature near my feet. The “monstrous decomposer” is the largest and heaviest insect in the U.S. They are completely harmless to everyone, happy to just eat decaying wood and fighting each other with their 2″ horns to win the affections of a female mate during their 3–6-month adult lifespan. They don’t have any predators but when they’re larvae, they make the most delicious snacks for birds. spiders, skunks and raccoons.

Before we left ETLC, we got a tour of some buses (all in for repairs) in the ETLC lot. We like touring buses almost as much as we like touring homes 😉

And that’s when we saw the bullet holes:

This unfortunate bus belonged to a singer. It is now a crime scene. Someone shot and killed a member of the singer’s crew. It’s disappointing to know that Tinkerbell is not bulletproof.

Coming up: Knoxville, TN, our first official stop on the Summer of ’25 Tour!


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One response to “Bugs & Bullets”

  1. Loved Claire. A monster bug may not be poisonous, but it could scare s person (me) to death. You all look great. Happy Trails

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